2008 Archive: The “Sex on Fire” Kings of Leon
The official song for every person who thinks they’re an “indie” fan but only knows this one chorus. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Sex on Fire” Kings of Leon
2007 Vintage: The HBO Transition
Why the panic? Because with The Sopranos gone, the network had to figure out if people would actually watch a show about advertising (Mad Men)… Read More »2007 Vintage: The HBO Transition
2007 Vintage: The Kanye West (Stronger) Fan
“Work it, make it, do it, makes us… brighter.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch” archive.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Kanye West (Stronger) Fan
2007 Classic: The Facebook Status Confusion
Why did the English teacher look so suspicious during homeroom? Because she overheard a student say “I am feeling productive today,” and she spent ten… Read More »2007 Classic: The Facebook Status Confusion
2007 Vintage: The David Beckham Red Card (Again?)
No, this time it was a yellow card for his voice, as he complained about the level of play in MLS while nursing an injury.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The David Beckham Red Card (Again?)
2006 Archive: The Arrested Development Funeral
Why the sadness? For the final season of the smartest show on TV that nobody actually watched. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Archive: The Arrested Development Funeral
2006 Legacy: The 2006 Final Industry Vibe
Why the “Reality” check? Because it was the year of the mockumentary, the gritty reboot, and the realization that the internet could make a movie… Read More »2006 Legacy: The 2006 Final Industry Vibe
2006 Archive: The Creative Zen
Why was the student happy? Because his MP3 player had a “FM Radio” and he could listen to the local weather while his friends’ iPods… Read More »2006 Archive: The Creative Zen
2006 Classic: The Font
I’m just your “bold” type of leader. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: March of the Penguins
Why did everyone walk so slowly to the table? Because Morgan Freeman’s voiceover made the trek from the kitchen feel like a 70-mile journey across… Read More »2005 Archive: March of the Penguins