Why did everyone walk so slowly to the table? Because Morgan Freeman’s voiceover made the trek from the kitchen feel like a 70-mile journey across the Antarctic ice.
Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2009 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.
She told me “No...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do a...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake Beef
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34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
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2025 Vintage: Fantastic Four
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In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
2023 Classic: Spare (Prince Harry)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
A joke for the end of the world.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.