2000 Archive: The Best Makeup Win
Why did Topsy-Turvy win? To prove that making British people look like they’re in a Gilbert and Sullivan play is the peak of the craft.… Read More »2000 Archive: The Best Makeup Win
1999 Legacy: The Shot Glass
A shot glass says, “I’m the only thing that won’t crash at midnight.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Shot Glass
1999 Legacy: The Bluetooth Naming
Still waiting for my “Blue Tooth” to arrive. I’m starting to think this wireless thing is just a dentist’s prank. Part of the 67 Observational… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Bluetooth Naming
1998 Legacy: The Sam Adams
A guy orders a Sam Adams. The bartender says, “A true patriot… of hops.” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski &… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Sam Adams
1998 Vintage: The 1998 Final Emmy Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the grand finale of the “90s Sitcom Era” before the prestige drama revolution of the 2000s changed… Read More »1998 Vintage: The 1998 Final Emmy Vibe
1996 Legacy: Helen Hunt (Twister)
Why were we obsessed with tornadoes? Because Helen Hunt proved that you could survive a Category 5 storm as long as you were tied to… Read More »1996 Legacy: Helen Hunt (Twister)
1996 Vintage: The Cereal
She saw me eating a bowl of sugary cereal and asked if I was “trying to meet the creator early.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Cereal
1995 Archive: The Phone Line Occupied
Why couldn’t the boss call his wife? Because the office was “on the internet.” Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition… Read More »1995 Archive: The Phone Line Occupied
1995 Classic: The Encyclopedia Threat
Encarta 95 is making my 24-volume physical encyclopedia set look like a very expensive collection of paperweights. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995… Read More »1995 Classic: The Encyclopedia Threat
1995 Archive: The Internet Directory Book
Buying a thick, physically printed paperback book at the local shop containing an alphabetical directory of website addresses, using it like a telephone book to… Read More »1995 Archive: The Internet Directory Book