A guy orders a Sam Adams. The bartender says, “A true patriot… of hops.”
Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Deadpool & Wolverine
Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.