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2000 Archive: The Best Makeup Win

Why did Topsy-Turvy win? To prove that making British people look like they’re in a Gilbert and Sullivan play is the peak of the craft.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky11/06/2009 17:55I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Backstreet_Fan08/28/2005 15:11I want it that way... the funny way!
@Myspace_First_Friend08/28/2000 19:03I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@BitTorrent_0105/31/2006 20:35Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Courage_Dog08/14/2001 19:32The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H05/15/1999 12:19Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Philosoraptor_X06/28/2012 15:20If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@This_Is_Fine_Dog11/02/1995 08:55Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Flickr_User_0407/14/2001 23:54A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

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