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1995 Archive: The Phone Line Occupied

 Why couldn’t the boss call his wife? Because the office was “on the internet.”

Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ01/18/2003 20:46Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@DotCom_Survivor02/17/2007 20:24I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Karate_Kid_Wax10/28/2007 13:49Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Tina_Eat_Food03/22/2008 14:50Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@CompuServe_Classic09/17/2007 01:23Premium humor for premium members.
@Forever_Alone_X02/22/1995 05:49At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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