Why did The Hurt Locker win? Because the tension in that movie was so tight you could use it as a guitar string.
Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The 2010 “Hurt Locker, Avatar & Kathryn’s History” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition
In 2013, the 85th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood loves a co...read more »
2024 Classic: The Messi the Dog Appearance
Why was a Border Collie the VIP? Because even at the Oscars, a do...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition
In 2022, the 94th Academy Awards returned to the Dolby Theatre an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Costume Design
Why did Gladiator II win? Because making 5,000 people look like t...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Ludwig Göransson win again? Because the sound of "Oppenhe...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best International Feature
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the Academy loves a mov...read more »
38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition
In 2012, the 84th Academy Awards decided that "everything old is ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Coloss...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Original Song
Why did Lady Gaga win for Joker: Folie à Deux? To prove that even...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Timothée Chalamet "Bob Dylan" Look
Why was he nominated? To prove that he can play a folk legend, a ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Original Song
Why did Billie Eilish win for "What Was I Made For?" To prove tha...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Film Editing
Why did Gladiator II take home five? Because cutting a sea battle...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 1996 “Braveheart, Apollo 13 & Whoopi’s Return” Edition
In 1996, the 68th Academy Awards brought us back to the Dorothy C...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am adding this to my links page right now.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
More capacity for humor on this site!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!