Why did teenage girls stop fearing the dark? Because in 2008, Robert Pattinson proved that vampires don’t kill you—they just watch you sleep and sparkle like a disco ball in the sunlight.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!