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2008 Vintage: Twilight (Edward Cullen)

 Why did teenage girls stop fearing the dark? Because in 2008, Robert Pattinson proved that vampires don’t kill you—they just watch you sleep and sparkle like a disco ball in the sunlight.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder11/19/2003 18:29I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Gladiator_Maximus03/31/2001 16:38Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@XFiles_Spooky_M02/16/2001 10:46Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Nsync_Justin03/29/2003 10:04Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Firewire_Fan07/15/1996 08:46Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Fight_Club_Member12/04/2010 01:35I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Grunge_Lord_9401/20/2011 09:06I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Rugrats_Tommy04/21/2009 21:44A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Wayne_World_Ex06/22/1996 10:46Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@YouTube_Beta_User08/03/2003 18:17I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

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