2009 Classic: The Coffee Price

Why did the lawyer sue the $6 latte? He argued it was a “predatory pricing strategy” targeting the overworked.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch12/05/2008 05:29There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Resident_Evil_Z09/03/2000 04:02Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Flash_Player_Fan04/03/1996 07:41Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Hanson_Fan_9701/22/2003 03:50Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@HTML_Hacker07/24/2012 13:48<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Judge_Dredd_Law10/13/2007 08:13I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan05/04/2006 13:26Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!