2002 Legacy: The Simpsons Record
Why another nomination? Because Homer Simpson is the only constant in an ever-changing universe. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Friends Finally… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Simpsons Record
2001 Vintage: The Harry Potter Movie
Why did the lawyer enjoy The Sorcerer’s Stone? He wanted to know the legal requirements for a “cloaking device” during a tax audit. Part of the… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Harry Potter Movie
2001 Vintage: The Britney & Justin
They wore matching denim outfits. I suggested we do the same for the BBQ. My wife threatened to burn my jeans. Part of the 70… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Britney & Justin
2000 Archive: The GPS “Selective Availability” Off
Why did Clinton turn off the GPS blur in May 2000? So that civilians could finally find their way to a Starbucks with the same… Read More »2000 Archive: The GPS “Selective Availability” Off
1999 Vintage: The Supermarket
She tried to return a carton of eggs because they were “too egg-shaped.” Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix”… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Supermarket
1999 Archive: The Blair Witch Date
A couple goes into the woods. The guy starts standing in the corner of the tent. The wife asks, “What are you doing?” He says,… Read More »1999 Archive: The Blair Witch Date
1999 Classic: The Sex on the Beach
A guy orders one and the bartender says, “Keep it in the glass, pal.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… Read More »1999 Classic: The Sex on the Beach
1999 Archive: The Laptop Battery
Why is a 1999 laptop battery like a middle-aged man? It claims to last for hours, but it’s done in fifteen minutes and needs a… Read More »1999 Archive: The Laptop Battery
1998 Classic: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me on the arm! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1998 Classic: The Amos
1998 Legacy: The Viagra
I’m taking a new pill for my memory. It’s hard to remember the name. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Viagra