Why did the lawyer enjoy The Sorcerer’s Stone? He wanted to know the legal requirements for a “cloaking device” during a tax audit.
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
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