Why was the ghost so tall and honest? Because Daniel Day-Lewis stayed in character for a year, and he still wasn’t sure if he should sign the 13th Amendment or take the candy.
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Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.