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2012 Classic: Lincoln

Why was the ghost so tall and honest? Because Daniel Day-Lewis stayed in character for a year, and he still wasn’t sure if he should sign the 13th Amendment or take the candy.

Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@South_Park_Cartman09/03/2014 03:19Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Student_Life_0104/15/2002 04:19Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Voodoo_3dfx11/21/2002 01:57The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Wrestling_Nut09/05/2004 19:31Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Butthead_Uhhh07/02/1997 03:59Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

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