Why was the ghost shaking his hips and saying “Thank you very much”? Because Austin Butler’s voice got stuck like that forever, and we were all caught in a trap.
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🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2004 Vintage: The Doom 3 Release
Why was the flashlight so weak? Because id Software wanted us to be terrified of the dark, and w... read more »
Why was the flashlight so weak? Because id Software wanted us to be terrified of the dark, and w... read more »
2. 2024 Classic: The “Girlhood” Aesthetic
Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "Girlhood" means putting a bow o... read more »
Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "Girlhood" means putting a bow o... read more »
3. 2015 Vintage: The “What Do You Mean?” Comeback
Why were people finally admitting they liked Justin Bieber? Because he released three bangers in... read more »
Why were people finally admitting they liked Justin Bieber? Because he released three bangers in... read more »
4. 2020 Vintage: The “Baby Yoda” Season 2
Why was the green toddler eating frog eggs? Because The Mandalorian returned to save 2020, and w... read more »
Why was the green toddler eating frog eggs? Because The Mandalorian returned to save 2020, and w... read more »
5. 2006 Archive: Dexter (Debut)
Why was the blood-spatter expert so polite? Because Michael C. Hall made being a "serial killer ... read more »
Why was the blood-spatter expert so polite? Because Michael C. Hall made being a "serial killer ... read more »
6. 1995 Vintage: Scream (The Hype)
Why was everyone in 1995 afraid to answer the phone? Because the movie trailers convinced us tha... read more »
Why was everyone in 1995 afraid to answer the phone? Because the movie trailers convinced us tha... read more »
7. 2020 Archive: The “Karen” Costume
What was the scariest monster of 2010? A woman with a specific blonde bob haircut demanding to s... read more »
What was the scariest monster of 2010? A woman with a specific blonde bob haircut demanding to s... read more »
8. 2014 Legacy: The “Left Shark” (Pre-Hype)
Why were people practicing their "uncoordinated shark dance"? Because they knew that within a fe... read more »
Why were people practicing their "uncoordinated shark dance"? Because they knew that within a fe... read more »
9. 1998 Archive: The Powerpuff Girls
Why were there groups of three girls everywhere? Because Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup were th... read more »
Why were there groups of three girls everywhere? Because Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup were th... read more »
10. 2011 Legacy: Adele – “Someone Like You”
Why was everyone crying at the snack table? Because Adele released 21, and suddenly we were all ... read more »
Why was everyone crying at the snack table? Because Adele released 21, and suddenly we were all ... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[2015-03-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]Toy_Story_Woody: There is a joke in my boot!
[1998-12-25 ARCHIVE_LOG]Tyler_Durden_Real: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
[2011-11-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]Cow_And_Chicken: Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
[2015-09-13 ARCHIVE_LOG]Orange_Mocha_F: Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
[1995-10-11 ARCHIVE_LOG]Stick_Death_Fan: Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
[1997-10-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]Troll_Face_Real: Problem? No, just laughs!
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