Why did Clinton turn off the GPS blur in May 2000? So that civilians could finally find their way to a Starbucks with the same 3-meter precision that a cruise missile uses to find a window.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Saving the best laugh for last!