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2000 Archive: The GPS “Selective Availability” Off

Why did Clinton turn off the GPS blur in May 2000? So that civilians could finally find their way to a Starbucks with the same 3-meter precision that a cruise missile uses to find a window.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Nsync_Justin05/26/1995 01:11Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Zip_Drive_Owner08/19/1995 08:53Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Broadband_Newbie05/22/1998 02:09Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Xanga_Skin_Maker04/21/2006 08:09This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Futurama_Fry_M12/22/2003 14:02Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
@Last_Commenter01/10/1999 00:40Saving the best laugh for last!

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