2010 Classic: The Scared Tree
Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.” Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition… Read More »2010 Classic: The Scared Tree
2009 Archive: The Taken Part 2
“I will find you, and I will kill you.” “Is that what you say to the TV remote every night, Liam?” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2009 Archive: The Taken Part 2
2009 Vintage: The Laptop Weight
Why was it “Thin and Light”? Because it was under 4 pounds, but the battery still died if you looked at it funny. Part of… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Laptop Weight
2008 Vintage: The “Total Force” Concept
Why the Reservists? Because the Active Duty guys were on their 4th tour and started calling the MREs “Home Cooking.” Part of the 35 Military… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Total Force” Concept
2008 Archive: The “4 Minutes” Madonna
She teamed up with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. It’s like a 2008 summit of pop royalty. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero… Read More »2008 Archive: The “4 Minutes” Madonna
2008 Classic: The Best Cinematography
Why did There Will Be Blood win? Because Robert Elswit managed to make oil look more beautiful than most of the actresses on the red… Read More »2008 Classic: The Best Cinematography
2007 Archive: The Best Animated Feature
Why did Happy Feet win? Because the Academy decided that dancing penguins are the only solution to global warming (and better than Cars). Part of… Read More »2007 Archive: The Best Animated Feature
2007 Legacy: The Website
I’m “optimizing” my life for mobile. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The “Hey There Delilah”
A guy with an acoustic guitar just told a girl in New York that he loves her, and now every college campus has “that guy”… Read More »2007 Classic: The “Hey There Delilah”
2007 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Ida