2014 Vintage: The Maroon 5 “V”
Why “Sugar”? For the music video where they crashed weddings and Adam Levine proved he was the ultimate wedding singer. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Maroon 5 “V”
2013 Archive: The Candy Crush Level 65
Why was the man crying in the terminal? Because he’d been stuck on the same level since 2012 and the chocolate was winning. Part of… Read More »2013 Archive: The Candy Crush Level 65
2013 Legacy: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2013 Legacy: The Selfie Stick Arrival
Why did the man have a long metal pole? Because he wanted to take a photo of himself from 3 feet away and look like… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Selfie Stick Arrival
2012 Legacy: The Downton Abbey Hype
Why the jokes? For being the only show where the biggest scandal is using the wrong fork for the fish course. Part of the 39… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Downton Abbey Hype
2012 Classic: The Tesla
Why did the blonde try to plug her car into the toaster? She heard about “electric cars.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Classic: The Tesla
2012 Classic: Lincoln
Why was the ghost so tall and honest? Because Daniel Day-Lewis stayed in character for a year, and he still wasn’t sure if he should… Read More »2012 Classic: Lincoln
2011 Legacy: The Story
She tells a story about her childhood that always proves I’m not qualified to use a toaster. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Story
2011 Classic: The Rise of the Planet of the Apes Fan
“NO!” (That’s what the ape says when you ask him to change it). Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow… Read More »2011 Classic: The Rise of the Planet of the Apes Fan
2010 Vintage: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on everyone with my selfies. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified