2024 Classic: The Turkish Shooter
A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at the target with zero effort, and hits a bullseye. The bartender… Read More »2024 Classic: The Turkish Shooter
2023 Archive: The Clashing Clan Warfare
The group of eighth graders huddling around a single charger wire during lunch break, screaming because their mobile strategy base got raided while they were… Read More »2023 Archive: The Clashing Clan Warfare
2023 Vintage: The LCD Monitor Polish
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a flat-screen computer monitor to make it match the heavy oak… Read More »2023 Vintage: The LCD Monitor Polish
2022 Archive: The Governor’s Ball
Why was the mood so weird? Because nobody knew if they should talk about the movie wins or the boxing match that happened on stage.… Read More »2022 Archive: The Governor’s Ball
2021 Archive: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on my Zoom background. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Vintage: The G7 Cornwell Summit
Why were they eating BBQ on the beach? To prove that world leaders can solve “Global Inequality” while staying at a resort that costs more… Read More »2021 Vintage: The G7 Cornwell Summit
2020 Archive: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the secrets of my skincare routine. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Legacy: The “Everything I Wanted”
More Billie. She’s the 2019 mood board. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The Old Town Road Break
Why was the warehouse team riding invisible horses? Because “Old Town Road” played for 143 weeks straight, and now everyone thinks they’re a “Cowboy of… Read More »2019 Classic: The Old Town Road Break
2019 Vintage: Boris Johnson’s “Get Brexit Done”
Why did the UK give Boris a massive majority in December? Because after three years of “Maybe,” “No,” and “Wait,” the British public just wanted… Read More »2019 Vintage: Boris Johnson’s “Get Brexit Done”