I’m “focusing” on my Zoom background.
Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
Thanks for the donation and the joke!