Arnold Schwarzenegger becomes Governor. A guy tells his wife, “I’m the Governor of this house!” She says, “Great. Then I’m the Special Interest Group that’s about to veto your request for a new flat-screen TV.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Dating
"I'm using an AI wingman!" "Did he help?" "He told me to be 'dem...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Dance
"I’m doing the new dance!" "You look like you’re trying to shake...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
Q: Why did the Karen press...
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL?
A: Because she wanted...read more »
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
The farce is strong with this one!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!