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2019 Vintage: Boris Johnson’s “Get Brexit Done”

Why did the UK give Boris a massive majority in December? Because after three years of “Maybe,” “No,” and “Wait,” the British public just wanted a Prime Minister who promised to end the conversation—even if he did it by hiding in a fridge.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SouthPark_Stan08/07/2007 02:34Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor08/30/2007 21:57One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Optical_Mouse_9907/10/2008 13:14I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@LiveJournal_Deep06/15/2009 22:10Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Ultima_Online_V02/25/1997 06:57Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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