2019 Legacy: The 2019 Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2019? Because it was the year “The Internet” finally became the lead prosecutor. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Legacy: The 2019 Verdict
2018 Archive: The Final 2018 June Bell
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out another classic school year, sending everyone home for a long summer of smartphone screen-tapping, practicing virtual emotes,… Read More »2018 Archive: The Final 2018 June Bell
2018 Vintage: ASMR
Why was everyone whispering and tapping on the plates? Because “Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response” was the biggest trend, and the sound of crinkling stuffing bags… Read More »2018 Vintage: ASMR
2018 Classic: The Bad Times at the El Royale
“I’m at a mysterious hotel!” “You’re at a Motel 6 and the mystery is why the towels are damp.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Classic: The Bad Times at the El Royale
2018 Classic: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Cryptocurrency Law” in 2018? “A person who is now very interested in ‘Bankruptcy Law’.” Part of… Read More »2018 Classic: The Graduation
2016 Classic: The Chicago Cubs World Series
Why did the world finally stop ending? Because the Cubs came back from a 3-1 deficit to beat the Indians in Game 7, ending 108… Read More »2016 Classic: The Chicago Cubs World Series
2015 Archive: The Space
I “need” more space in my cloud storage. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Maroon 5 “V”
Why “Sugar”? For the music video where they crashed weddings and Adam Levine proved he was the ultimate wedding singer. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Maroon 5 “V”
2014 Legacy: The Poet
“The glass is a transparent lung that no longer breathes fire.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of the Ice… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Poet
2014 Archive: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
The head pastor officially ordering the technical volunteers to stop using the “shatter,” “checkerboard,” and “spiral” text animations on the scripture projection screens, claiming it… Read More »2014 Archive: The PowerPoint Transition Ban