The head pastor officially ordering the technical volunteers to stop using the “shatter,” “checkerboard,” and “spiral” text animations on the scripture projection screens, claiming it makes the readings look like a retro arcade game.
Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
I see what you did there. Clever!