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2013 Archive: The Candy Crush Level 65

 Why was the man crying in the terminal? Because he’d been stuck on the same level since 2012 and the chocolate was winning.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User06/25/1997 18:46I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Clueless_Cher07/03/2001 05:25As if! This is too funny.
@SimCity_Mayor07/15/2006 23:00Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Friends_Lover06/11/1999 18:20Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club11/01/2011 23:47A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Startup_Kid01/20/2009 10:47Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Kazaa_Leecher10/23/2007 22:21I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Memento_Guy08/10/2005 06:06Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Space_Jam_Lola08/12/2012 19:48Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Tina_Eat_Food03/22/2012 05:06Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

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