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2009 Archive: The Taken Part 2

 “I will find you, and I will kill you.” “Is that what you say to the TV remote every night, Liam?”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George07/18/1999 13:19What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Zoolander_Blue02/15/1998 18:14Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Full_House_Michelle07/26/2006 23:16You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Mini_Me_Rocks07/30/1995 01:57... (Laughter in silence).
@Not_Bad_Obama11/13/1997 17:57Not bad. Not bad at all.

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