“I will find you, and I will kill you.” “Is that what you say to the TV remote every night, Liam?”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
You got it, dude! Very funny.
... (Laughter in silence).
Not bad. Not bad at all.