I’m “grating” on everyone with my selfies.
Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
True story! I was there!