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2013 Legacy: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe

The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.

Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition
In 2000, church life entered the new millennium with a massive si...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »
2024 Vintage: The QR Matrix Overlap
An elderly parishioner attempting to scan a matrix code sticker o...read more »

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2024 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
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2024 Legacy: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch11/14/1998 20:32There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Oregon_Trail_Survivor04/15/2007 00:21You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@X-Files_Spooky01/23/1998 18:21I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Baywatch_Runner02/03/1998 01:16Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Cow_And_Chicken01/29/2008 07:43Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Success_Kid_Win06/14/1997 23:52Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Aliens_Guy_Hair02/10/1998 03:36I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost12/30/2000 02:30Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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