2006 Legacy: The Rihanna
“SOS, please someone help me!” The bartender says, “I’m trying, but you’re drinking too fast.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter &… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Rihanna
2005 Classic: The King Kong Remake
“Our anniversary dinner was like the movie.” “Grand and epic?” “No, it was three hours too long and involved a giant beast screaming at the waiter.” Part… Read More »2005 Classic: The King Kong Remake
2004 Legacy: The Barry Bonds 700th
Why were the balls still flying? Because Bonds hit his 700th home run, joining Ruth and Aaron in a club that was starting to look… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Barry Bonds 700th
2004 Archive: The JoJo Fan
“Get out (leave)… right now… it’s too dark in this house.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive.… Read More »2004 Archive: The JoJo Fan
2003 Legacy: Best New Artist
Why Norah Jones? Because calling her “New” was the only way the Grammys could justify giving her five awards in ten minutes. Part of the… Read More »2003 Legacy: Best New Artist
2003 Classic: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Classic: The Doris
2003 Legacy: The Governor-nator
Arnold Schwarzenegger becomes Governor. A guy tells his wife, “I’m the Governor of this house!” She says, “Great. Then I’m the Special Interest Group that’s about to… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Governor-nator
2002 Vintage: The HMO Gatekeeper
I asked to see a specialist. My HMO said, “We can’t do that, but we can offer you a 20-minute chat with a chatbot that… Read More »2002 Vintage: The HMO Gatekeeper
2002 Legacy: The Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
A giant snake in the plumbing? Great, now I’m afraid of my own bathroom again. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
2002 Legacy: The Simpsons Record
Why another nomination? Because Homer Simpson is the only constant in an ever-changing universe. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Friends Finally… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Simpsons Record