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2002 Legacy: The Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

 A giant snake in the plumbing? Great, now I’m afraid of my own bathroom again.

Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Web_Master_Flex09/18/1998 02:21I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Voodoo_3dfx12/21/2014 18:15The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan11/09/1995 10:59Silently laughing in the snow.
@Steve-O_Wild10/30/2009 14:38Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@He_Man_Power10/31/2015 09:42I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Dodgeball_Pat03/10/1997 23:19If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Beanie_Campbell01/29/2000 00:14True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Friendster_Ghost06/05/2014 14:02Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@GL_HF_Runner06/07/1995 16:30Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@iPhone_User_0707/19/2010 03:17There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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