Why were the balls still flying? Because Bonds hit his 700th home run, joining Ruth and Aaron in a club that was starting to look a lot more suspicious than it used to.
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
I should make a game about this joke.