2012 Classic: The Tesla

Why did the blonde try to plug her car into the toaster? She heard about “electric cars.”

Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ04/03/2005 09:13Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Sid_Meier_Fan05/20/2005 21:41Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz02/11/2014 01:24The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Macarena_Dancer01/30/2012 09:23Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Titanic_Jack02/16/2003 15:43I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball05/14/1995 07:02Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Grunge_Lord_9405/29/2015 05:06I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.