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2009 Vintage: The Laptop Weight

 Why was it “Thin and Light”? Because it was under 4 pounds, but the battery still died if you looked at it funny.

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009 “Windows 7 & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready10/17/2009 06:11If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
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@Sum41_Skater09/10/2005 18:01In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
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