Why the Reservists? Because the Active Duty guys were on their 4th tour and started calling the MREs “Home Cooking.”
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Black Sea" Evacuation
Why did the Russian Navy move to Novorossiysk? To prove that "Com...read more »
2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
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2025 Legacy: The "Smart" Dust Intelligence
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Why was August 2024 a "Tactical Surprise"? Because Ukraine decide...read more »
37 Military Jokes: The 2004 “Hillbilly Armor & Urban Grinder” Edition
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In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »
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In 2024, the military realized that if your equipment isn't "EW-H...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Robot
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
I see you... laughing!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!