2008 Classic: In the Name of the King
Why was Uwe Boll a target (again)? Because he took a video game about a dungeon siege and turned it into a movie where Jason… Read More »2008 Classic: In the Name of the King
2008 Archive: Worst Screen Couple
Why Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore? Because the chemistry was so negative it actually drained the color from the screen.… Read More »2008 Archive: Worst Screen Couple
2007 Archive: The File
I’m “zipping” through the new tech. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The White Stripes (Final Tour)
Why the Canadian tour? For the last time Jack and Meg toured the world together, ending an era of red, white, and black rock and… Read More »2007 Legacy: The White Stripes (Final Tour)
2007 Legacy: The Missing Keyboard Interrogation
Staring at a modern smartphone in absolute disgust and asking a grandchild where the actual plastic buttons went, demanding to know how anyone is supposed… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Missing Keyboard Interrogation
2006 Vintage: The Borat Impression
Why was the sales meeting so awkward? Because the manager kept saying “Very nice!” and “Great success!” after every budget update. Part of the 65… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Borat Impression
2005 Classic: The Colbert Report Launch
Why was Stephen Colbert so dangerous? Because he realized that “Truthiness” was the official language of the 2005 American Presidency. Part of the 32 Presidential… Read More »2005 Classic: The Colbert Report Launch
2005 Vintage: The Cate Blanchett “Hepburn” Win
Why did she win for The Aviator? Because playing a legend like Katharine Hepburn is the only way to prove you’re a legend yourself. Part… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Cate Blanchett “Hepburn” Win
2005 Archive: The James Blunt Stare
He told me “You’re beautiful” in a high-pitched voice while taking his shirt off in the snow. It’s the most aggressive compliment I’ve ever received.… Read More »2005 Archive: The James Blunt Stare
2005 Vintage: The Kanye
“Gold Digger” is the number one song. I told my wife it reminds me of her. She reminded me that we share a bank account… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Kanye