2004 Vintage: Howard Dean’s Scream
Why did a single “Byah!” end a campaign? Because in 2004, being too excited about Iowa was considered a mental health crisis, but being a… Read More »2004 Vintage: Howard Dean’s Scream
2004 Archive: The Laptop
I’m “folding” under the weight of my schoolwork. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Super Bowl
Why was Jon Gruden smiling? Because he faced his old team (the Raiders) and knew their playbook so well it was like he was playing… Read More »2003 Classic: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Super Bowl
2003 Classic: The Dixie Chicks’ Last Glory
Why did they win Best Country Album? Because it was the calm before the political storm that would eventually make them the most controversial band… Read More »2003 Classic: The Dixie Chicks’ Last Glory
2003 Legacy: The Starbucks Fan
“I’ll have a Venti-Watt, no whip.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Linkin Park (Meteora) Fan
“I’ve become so numb… to this burnt-out filament.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout archive. Historically… Read More »2003 Classic: The Linkin Park (Meteora) Fan
2002 Classic: The Nick & Jessica Hype
Why were the newlyweds so confused? Because Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica was about to premiere, and she was already asking if the “Chicken of the… Read More »2002 Classic: The Nick & Jessica Hype
2002 Vintage: The Fabric
I’m a loom. I’m just “weaving.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: Best Male Country Vocal
Why “Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)”? Because Alan Jackson made the entire room cry, and you can’t ignore a song that powerful.… Read More »2002 Vintage: Best Male Country Vocal
2001 Archive: The Icon
I’m a star. I’m just a “pixel” of my former self. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified