“You’re 15% blood, 85% ‘2014 Internet Fatigue’.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
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The Mirror Diagnosis
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64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
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61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »
2025 Legacy: The End
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The Second Opinion
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55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
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2025 Archive: The Second Opinion
"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The MRI
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2025 Classic: The X-Ray
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
My fist is clenched... with joy!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
First! And it’s funny!