“I’ll have a Venti-Watt, no whip.”
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Bloody brilliant, mate!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Problem? No, just laughs!