2001 Archive: The Icon
I’m a star. I’m just a “pixel” of my former self. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: Nokia 3210
Why was the “Phone” costume so durable? Because you could drop a 3210 from a skyscraper and it would still let you play Snake. Part… Read More »1999 Vintage: Nokia 3210
1999 Legacy: The Millennium Countdown
Why was the screen flickering? It wasn’t a bug; it was just the “screensaver of the future.” Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Millennium Countdown
1999 Classic: The Phantom Menace Hype
Why was 1999 a stressful year for George Lucas? Because he spent $115 million to prove that the most powerful force in the galaxy wasn’t… Read More »1999 Classic: The Phantom Menace Hype
1997 Archive: The G.I. Jane Shave
Why was Demi Moore nominated again? Because she proved that shaving your head and doing one-arm pushups is impressive, but it still can’t distract from… Read More »1997 Archive: The G.I. Jane Shave
1997 Archive: The King of the World
I stood on the balcony and shouted, “I’m the king of the world!” My mother-in-law shouted back, “The king of the trash cans is more… Read More »1997 Archive: The King of the World
1996 Classic: The DVD-ROM Hype
I bought a computer with a DVD-ROM drive, and now I have a very expensive machine that plays exactly zero movies because I can’t find… Read More »1996 Classic: The DVD-ROM Hype
1995 Vintage: The ER Effect
Since ER started airing, my doctor wears a leather jacket and tries to slide across the floor to my exam table. I told him he’s not George… Read More »1995 Vintage: The ER Effect