I bought a computer with a DVD-ROM drive, and now I have a very expensive machine that plays exactly zero movies because I can’t find a disc anywhere.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Classic: The "Neuro-Aesthetic" Fashion
My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Wearable" Health Lab
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2024 Classic: The Trap (Shyamalan) Twist
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2025 Vintage: The "Hyper-Local" Food
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I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.