Why does Joe Biden love chocolate chip ice cream so much? Because it’s the only thing in Washington that’s guaranteed to be “Cool” and doesn’t require a Senate confirmation.
Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2021 “Inaugurations & Mittens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!