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1997 Archive: The G.I. Jane Shave

 Why was Demi Moore nominated again? Because she proved that shaving your head and doing one-arm pushups is impressive, but it still can’t distract from a script that feels like a recruitment commercial.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Sixth_Sense_Cole08/26/2014 02:07I see funny people... everywhere!
@Pirates_Jack_S02/13/1995 08:54But you have heard of this joke!
@Beavis_Cornholio01/29/1995 17:20I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@BackToFuture_M03/11/2008 15:51Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Dale_Doback_Fan07/28/2014 06:28Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real10/28/2001 23:21I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Distracted_Boy09/20/1996 10:07Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Jackie_Chan_Wut02/19/2007 12:35My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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