I’m a star. I’m just a “pixel” of my former self.
Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
One billion... laughs!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Problem? No, just laughs!