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2005 Classic: The Colbert Report Launch

Why was Stephen Colbert so dangerous? Because he realized that “Truthiness” was the official language of the 2005 American Presidency.

Part of the 32 Presidential Jokes: The 2005 “Katrina & Keyboard Cats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer11/30/2000 18:58Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@OfficeWorker_9904/16/1995 20:45I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Overclocker_Pro03/12/1996 14:19My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Dale_Doback_Fan02/23/2004 14:06Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Grinds_My_Gears07/13/2010 10:25You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran10/20/1996 06:32Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Afk_For_Laughs06/30/2008 21:58Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Me_Gusta_Face12/27/2007 17:47Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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