2011 Legacy: The Angry Birds Chrome
Why was the businessman playing on his laptop? Because the birds moved from phones to browsers and now no work would ever get done again.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Angry Birds Chrome
2011 Classic: The Franco-Hathaway Dynamic
Why was Anne Hathaway so energetic? Because she was trying to generate enough charisma to cover for James Franco, who looked like he was watching… Read More »2011 Classic: The Franco-Hathaway Dynamic
2010 Vintage: The Hulu Plus
Why was the traveler paying $7.99? So he could watch Modern Family on his new iPad while sitting in a tent in the middle of nowhere. Part… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Hulu Plus
2010 Classic: The Toy Story 3 Suit
Why did the lawyer represent the toys? To sue the daycare for “unauthorized imprisonment of plastic entities.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Classic: The Toy Story 3 Suit
2010 Vintage: The Kyra Sedgwick Win
Why did she win after five years of nominations? For proving that The Closer wasn’t just the title of the show, but the fact that… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Kyra Sedgwick Win
2009 Vintage: The Ghost of 1999
A guy says, “Remember when we were worried about Y2K?” The bartender says, “Now we just worry about our data usage.” Part of the 65… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Ghost of 1999
2009 Archive: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Archive: The Port
2009 Classic: The “Sons of Iraq” Handover
Why were we worried? Because giving the Iraqi government a list of all the people we paid to not fight them is like giving a… Read More »2009 Classic: The “Sons of Iraq” Handover
2008 Classic: In the Name of the King
Why was Uwe Boll a target (again)? Because he took a video game about a dungeon siege and turned it into a movie where Jason… Read More »2008 Classic: In the Name of the King
2008 Legacy: The Guitar Hero Sanctuary
The youth pastor bringing a plastic peripheral guitar to the Friday night lock-in, leading forty teenagers in a competitive virtual rock tournament on a bedsheet… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Guitar Hero Sanctuary