2009 Vintage: The Ghost of 1999

A guy says, “Remember when we were worried about Y2K?” The bartender says, “Now we just worry about our data usage.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic06/14/2013 10:26This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Encarta_User07/11/2007 12:36I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Fresh_Prince_Will09/10/2015 20:19Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Bluetooth_Bot11/20/1998 12:07Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Ancient_Aliens_G09/19/2015 23:49I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Y_U_NO_Laugh10/16/2006 21:43Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Marquee_Text_Fan04/15/2008 17:21<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Cloud_Computing05/24/1996 21:01Storing my laughs in the cloud.