Why were we worried? Because giving the Iraqi government a list of all the people we paid to not fight them is like giving a shark a list of nearby swimmers.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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