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2005 Vintage: The Cate Blanchett “Hepburn” Win

Why did she win for The Aviator? Because playing a legend like Katharine Hepburn is the only way to prove you’re a legend yourself.

Part of the 36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen11/18/2005 05:51A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Married_With_Kids06/24/2006 09:56Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Beverly_Hills_9021001/06/2008 23:05The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Titanic_Jack03/15/2014 14:57I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Friday_Rebecca07/20/2012 01:42Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Under_Const_Gif03/12/2007 19:42This site is never finished... with humor!
@About_Dot_Com12/01/2000 02:29The human guide to online humor.
@Starcraft_Zerg03/07/1998 21:30Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Protoss_Pylon01/30/2005 00:01You must construct additional laughs!
@Browser_War_V05/27/2001 06:39Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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