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2012 Vintage: The Evidence

 Why did the lawyer bring a “Zune” to court (12th year running)? To prove that “perseverance” is his middle name.

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Pumbaa01/21/2014 16:21They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Pentium_Power08/18/1995 13:16My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Kazaa_Leecher07/22/2007 03:22I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Bill_Nye_Fan08/15/2009 19:11Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Cow_And_Chicken11/02/1998 23:34Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@He_Man_Power11/08/2006 17:09I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Hamster_Dance_X12/28/1997 01:31Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan05/11/2007 00:40My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Illidan_Blind02/18/2011 12:42I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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