Staring at a modern smartphone in absolute disgust and asking a grandchild where the actual plastic buttons went, demanding to know how anyone is supposed to type without a physical click.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Touchscreen Terror & Smart Device Suspicion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.