2015 Vintage: The “Entourage” Joke
Why the movie? For being a 100-minute episode of a show that had already stayed at the party way too long. Part of the 37… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Entourage” Joke
2015 Classic: The Laptop “Skylake” Chip
Why did the battery last 10 hours? Because Intel finally figured out that we don’t want to live next to a wall outlet. Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Laptop “Skylake” Chip
2014 Legacy: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” at the “Skip Ad” button. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: The Exodus
Gods and Kings: I told her I’m leading my people to freedom. She said, “Lead the dog to the backyard and come back.” Part of the… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Exodus
2014 Classic: The Home
I’m “pressing” the home button—it’s the only one left! Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Classic: The Home
2014 Vintage: The Coaster
A guy tries to use the coaster to pay with Apple Pay. Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Coaster
2013 Classic: The Scared Elephant
Why do elephants never use computers? Because they’re afraid of the “mouse.” Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Classic: The Scared Elephant
2012 Vintage: The “YOLO” Craze
Why did the teenager eat four pieces of pie? Because “You Only Live Once,” and apparently, heartburning was a secondary concern to 2012-style philosophy. Part… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “YOLO” Craze
2012 Legacy: The Battleship Movie
They made a movie about a board game where you just guess coordinates. And there are aliens. 2012 was wild. Part of the 77 Observational… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Battleship Movie
2011 Classic: The Kim Clijsters “Aussie” Win
Why was she the “Kim-possible”? Because she won in Melbourne and then decided that being a mom was more fun than the WTA tour. Part… Read More »2011 Classic: The Kim Clijsters “Aussie” Win