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2015 Classic: The Laptop “Skylake” Chip

 Why did the battery last 10 hours? Because Intel finally figured out that we don’t want to live next to a wall outlet.

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 2015 “The Dress & Windows 10” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Sega_Genesis_Kid11/13/1996 11:35Better than 16-bit graphics!
@PalmPilot_Pro03/19/2015 13:40Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Fresh_Prince_Will03/09/1999 04:29Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
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